myinsanebrain:

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

Baba booey.

andersandhisgoddamnnose:

i’m going to type every word i know!

RECTANGLE! AMERICA! MEGAPHONE! MONDAY! BUTTHOLE !

gerard-gay:

there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS

it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT 

this is too boring

THIS IS OBNOXIOUS 

look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE 

camtucker:

1. She’s not Robin.
2. She’s not Victoria.
3. She was almost Stella.
4. She was Cindy’s roommate.
5. She has a yellow umbrella… that I stole.
6. She was in what I thought was my architecture class.
7. She thought I was a complete idiot.
8. She’s considered weird by some.
9. She was never going to be Zoey. That was just doomed.
10. I met her on the day of a wedding.

“And we share a wardrobe…”
“But we don’t really share underwear.”
“That’s true.”
“We draw the line somewhere.”